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Why Is it?
Here's a list of questions that just don't seem to have an answer. If you have any answers to any of these, let me know. If you have more of
these, I'd like to know, too.
- So, what WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
- What happens if you get scared half to death...TWICE?
- What is the speed of dark?
- Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
- Disgruntled employees frequently make the papers. What about "gruntled" employees?
- Nothing sticks to Teflon? How does it stick to the pan?
- You know, most hot dogs come 10 to a pack, why do buns come 8 to a pack?
- Would the ocean be deeper if sponges didn't grow in it?
- Man evolved from monkeys and apes? Why are there still monkeys and apes?
- Have you ever pressed harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know that the batteries are dead?
- Before drawing boards were invented, what would they go back to?
- If the black box of a flight recorder is never damaged in a crash, why isn't the whole plane made of the stuff?
- Would a fly without wings be called a "walk?"
- If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him that he has a right to remain silent?
- What is another word for "thesaurus?"
- When Styrofoam is shipped, what is it packed in?
- Why do you call it a TV set if it's only one?
- When sign makers go on strike, what do they write on their picket signs?
- Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
- Ever stop to consider the pictures on items in the grocery store? A can of corn has a picture of corn. A can of fish usually has a picture of fish. What's in a can
of cat food? Cats? What's in a jar of baby food???
- Why is it that if you transport something by car, it's called a shipment. When you transport something by ship, it's called cargo.
- If an orange is called an orange, why isn't a lime called a green and a lemon called a yellow?
- Why do they call them hemorrhoids instead of asteroids?
- Why is the alphabet the order that it is?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- If the No. 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
- If it's zero degrees out today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow...how cold will it be?
- If you try to fail and succeed at it, which have you done?
- What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
- How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
- How does a thermos know when to keep hot things hot and cold things cold?
- What exactly is a FREE gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting OUT of the water?
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
- If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
- If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
- If most car accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
- Is it possible to have amnesia and deja vu at the same time?
- Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
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