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INSULTS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
· How about never? Is never good for you?
· You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
· I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
· Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
· I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
· You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
· I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
· I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
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I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
· It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
· I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
· What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
· Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
· I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
· His teeth are brighter than he is.
· No, my powers can only be used for good.
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We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
· The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
· I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
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Who me? I just wander from room to room.
· I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
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It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
· I might be short but you're ugly and I still have time to grow!
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