Tongue Twisters

Here's a collection of tongue twisters. In order to be a professional announcer or any type of DJ, there are two things you have to do. First, learn and be able to repeat each tongue twister by memory and then take the official announcer training steps which follow:

1. Fill your mouth with marbles.
2. Choose any tongue twister and recite it quickly.
3. Each time you recite one correctly, remove a marble.

After you've lost all your marbles, you're a professional announcer!
Now, on to the twong tisters...I mean, tongue twisters.

 

 

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  Rich Bridget's midget digits itched, Bridget's digits twitched. If she fidgets with her digits, Bridget's britches will be twitched.
 
  She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.
 
  Big black rubber baby buggy bumpers.
 
  Rugged rubber buggy bumpers.
 
  Big black rubber baby buggy bumpers have rugged rubber buggy bumpers.
 
  The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
 
  Toy boat (5 times fast)
 
  Skittle's scattered skills.
 
  The big black bloke bear broke bear bread and bleeds bear blood.
 
  Crazy Kroff caught a crate of crickled crabs. If Crazy Kroff caught a crate of crickled crabs, where's the crate of crickled crabs Crazy Kroff caught?
 
  How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
 
  Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
 
  Stupid superstition! (5 times fast)
 
  If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
 
  Willy's real rear wheel
 
  Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
 
  Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?
 
  Black bug's blood
 
  Six thick thistle sticks.

Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

 

If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the micro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

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