I have a feeling that we're all going to remember a lot more things that were around when we were kids, so here starts another "Remember" page. I encourage you to email me with things that you can remember. Though this next submission goes back to a point before my childhood memories began, I still know about this and thought it would be fascinating to include it. And thanks in advance for all of your submissions!

E-mail Gil

Let's see if any of you remember any of these little kid's songs:

Comet, it makes your teeth turn green.
Comet, it's made from gasoline.
Comet, will make you vomit.
So eat some Comet and vomit today!"

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"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded, (They all came out retarded,)
The Addams Family!"

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It's Howdy Doody time
It isn't worth a dime
So turn to Channel Nine
And let's watch Frankenstein ...

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On top of Old Smokey
All covered with dirt
I shot my poor teacher
When somebody burped

I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
I couldn't have missed her
She's forty foot wide

I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
When no one was looking
I threw a grenade

It blew up the village
It blew up the land
And all that was left was
Her forty foot can.